As I begin to address you, I think it is quite possible that I was dropped on my head at some point of my infancy. Such a blow to the head has given me an indeterminate amount of idealism and enthusiasm. Having given you this comforting preface, I will bluntly add that I have taken pen in hand (keyboard on lap) to bring you fresh air and good news. In my very brief lifetime, I have discovered that you are desperately bored and unrelentingly restless at the same time. Seeing as this is a miserable position to be in, I would like to help you as best I can. Because I am not God, I cannot give you the all the right answers or force your restless self to stay in one place long enough to not become desperately bored with what I have to say. I will do my best to write what is true, for the truth is like an orange being grated. Veracity strips away the accumulation of tough, dead cells to release a zesty refreshing fragrance. Though I vow to wrestle with my nouns, adjectives, and verbs to conjugate new life, I cannot promise to always satisfy your voracious appetite. Therefore, if you truly want to be refreshed, you will have to choose to keep reading. You will have to choose to listen with more than your ears (eyes). But you always have a choice in the matter. Do not let anyone convince you otherwise.
For your encouragement and enjoyment today:
Here is the result of perfect conjugation - my niece
